Awesome Mops of China

China has 1.3 billion people and 5.4 million mops.
This is their story.
  Wang Yiren couldn’t wait until their business license was finally granted. Well, he certainly hoped it would be granted. He’d been plastering appropriately respectful rictus grins across his face for months now, toasting various governme (via Wang Yiren)

  Wang Yiren couldn’t wait until their business license was finally granted. Well, he certainly hoped it would be granted. He’d been plastering appropriately respectful rictus grins across his face for months now, toasting various governme (via Wang Yiren)

    Wang Shalong and her friends exited the KTV and immediately collapsed in a heap en masse. They’d gone in at 4pm for ‘a couple of songs’, but two and a half beers and four hours later, Shalong was exhausted and happy, and seriously (via Wang Shalong)

    Wang Shalong and her friends exited the KTV and immediately collapsed in a heap en masse. They’d gone in at 4pm for ‘a couple of songs’, but two and a half beers and four hours later, Shalong was exhausted and happy, and seriously (via Wang Shalong)

Wu Meihua tried to look nonchalant, pretending to take a carefree afternoon nap on the back of her Hello Kitty e-bike, parked outside the university. Directly behind her, spread out on his e-bike, snoring gently, was Cao Dayu, the handsomest b (via Wu Meihua)

Wu Meihua tried to look nonchalant, pretending to take a carefree afternoon nap on the back of her Hello Kitty e-bike, parked outside the university. Directly behind her, spread out on his e-bike, snoring gently, was Cao Dayu, the handsomest b (via Wu Meihua)

Wu Yi’s friends didn’t believe him when he told them all about what his laowai English teacher at school had told him. Sure, they had heard rumours about Christmas Old Man— fat foreign guy with a lot of white facial hair and a red outfit like yo (via Wu Yi explains the concept of Santa Claus)

Wu Yi’s friends didn’t believe him when he told them all about what his laowai English teacher at school had told him. Sure, they had heard rumours about Christmas Old Man— fat foreign guy with a lot of white facial hair and a red outfit like yo (via Wu Yi explains the concept of Santa Claus)

Ao Lubo woke up on the sidewalk with a terrible headache. His skull felt like it was neatly cleaved. He had been sleeping, it seemed, on a hunk of wood. Apparently the apocalypse had come early. Surely that hunk of wood was part of the falling d (via Ao Lubo battles the Apocalypse)

Ao Lubo woke up on the sidewalk with a terrible headache. His skull felt like it was neatly cleaved. He had been sleeping, it seemed, on a hunk of wood. Apparently the apocalypse had come early. Surely that hunk of wood was part of the falling d (via Ao Lubo battles the Apocalypse)

Leaf Yao’s parents had told her to wait until she had graduated from university before starting to date any boys. It hadn’t been a problem in high school because her 15 hour long days spent with a stack of text books three feet high meant she n (via Leaf Yao and Kobe Wu)

Leaf Yao’s parents had told her to wait until she had graduated from university before starting to date any boys. It hadn’t been a problem in high school because her 15 hour long days spent with a stack of text books three feet high meant she n (via Leaf Yao and Kobe Wu)

The girls’ bathroom was so cold! The open window next to the squat loo stalls was flung wide open for fresh air and the cold water taps were even more finger numbing than usual. The sink countertop felt like ice. Sparkle Yan shivered and took (via Sparkle Yan and Echo Mu)

The girls’ bathroom was so cold! The open window next to the squat loo stalls was flung wide open for fresh air and the cold water taps were even more finger numbing than usual. The sink countertop felt like ice. Sparkle Yan shivered and took (via Sparkle Yan and Echo Mu)

Cai Murong wondered if it might be a good idea to save up a little longer so she could afford to go to a better salon to get her hair done. Although her current salon only charged 15 kuai for a wash and trim, she had to admit she didn’t find the (via Cai Murong)

Cai Murong wondered if it might be a good idea to save up a little longer so she could afford to go to a better salon to get her hair done. Although her current salon only charged 15 kuai for a wash and trim, she had to admit she didn’t find the (via Cai Murong)

  Cui Changying knew that little Shanshan was going to remain an only child. His constant demands for a new iPad and new iPhone and Louis Vuitton onesies had already dried up their Second Child Bribe account. Even so, she felt overwhelmed! (via Cui Changying)

  Cui Changying knew that little Shanshan was going to remain an only child. His constant demands for a new iPad and new iPhone and Louis Vuitton onesies had already dried up their Second Child Bribe account. Even so, she felt overwhelmed! (via Cui Changying)

‘I must be the only kid in Changchun not excited about the snow day,’ muttered Li Ming Hao to himself. He knew he should be down in the park below, building snowmen with all the other children. It was just that Tian Xue had said hi to him at that party on Singles Day, and then yesterday she’d smiled at him across the library. He couldn’t bear the thought of not seeing her, not even for one day. 
Totally awesome submission by Emma in Dalian

‘I must be the only kid in Changchun not excited about the snow day,’ muttered Li Ming Hao to himself. He knew he should be down in the park below, building snowmen with all the other children. It was just that Tian Xue had said hi to him at that party on Singles Day, and then yesterday she’d smiled at him across the library. He couldn’t bear the thought of not seeing her, not even for one day. 

Totally awesome submission by Emma in Dalian

He couldn’t believe his eyes. Cuo Yifan was shaking with excitement, his collarbones marbling with creeping blush. There, in the men’s toilets at the railway station, was Yao Ming! His hero! Of course, Yao Ming denied he was Yao Ming- after all (via Cuo Yifan meets Yao Ming)

He couldn’t believe his eyes. Cuo Yifan was shaking with excitement, his collarbones marbling with creeping blush. There, in the men’s toilets at the railway station, was Yao Ming! His hero! Of course, Yao Ming denied he was Yao Ming- after all (via Cuo Yifan meets Yao Ming)

Chou Xilai leant on the fence pensively as he watched a bulldozer clear the last few baobab trees. He’d been excited when he first took this job: so few of his geologist classmates would even leave their province, and here he was in Zimbabwe! He wiped the October sweat from his brow and tried to shake off the feeling that there might be something wrong with discarding 1000 year old trees for the sake of a few pieces of compressed carbon.
Totally Awesome Mop submitted by Emma in Dalian

Chou Xilai leant on the fence pensively as he watched a bulldozer clear the last few baobab trees. He’d been excited when he first took this job: so few of his geologist classmates would even leave their province, and here he was in Zimbabwe! He wiped the October sweat from his brow and tried to shake off the feeling that there might be something wrong with discarding 1000 year old trees for the sake of a few pieces of compressed carbon.

Totally Awesome Mop submitted by Emma in Dalian

The neighbours were definitely talking about them. Chen Guofang leaned further out from his window, hoping to catch what they were saying. His wife carefully held onto his ankles as he balanced his ample midsection on the window ledge. He was qu (via Chen Guofang)

The neighbours were definitely talking about them. Chen Guofang leaned further out from his window, hoping to catch what they were saying. His wife carefully held onto his ankles as he balanced his ample midsection on the window ledge. He was qu (via Chen Guofang)

Getting her hair done for her birthday party had been a bad idea. Su Kuaihua realized this now. Shanghai hairdressers were meticulous and even the simplest job usually took up half the afternoon. It was half past seven in the evening already. She (via Su Kuaihua)

Getting her hair done for her birthday party had been a bad idea. Su Kuaihua realized this now. Shanghai hairdressers were meticulous and even the simplest job usually took up half the afternoon. It was half past seven in the evening already. She (via Su Kuaihua)

  Niamh wasn’t ready to go back to Ireland just yet. Her Chinese course was nearly finished and her parents were sending her long emails detailing all the handsome young Clare farmers they had lined up to meet her when she came home, as well (via Niamh)

  Niamh wasn’t ready to go back to Ireland just yet. Her Chinese course was nearly finished and her parents were sending her long emails detailing all the handsome young Clare farmers they had lined up to meet her when she came home, as well (via Niamh)