Awesome Mops of China

China has 1.3 billion people and 5.4 million mops.
This is their story.
Zhang Ming was adamant that his diminutive stature (157 cm, give or take a millimeter) had nothing to do with the fact that he fanatically collected black Audi knockoffs. He was a powerful, rich man, after all. An important man.
The fact that he specifically chose to, well, nudge the more vertically gifted pedestrians out of the way with his bumper also had nothing to do with his own height issues.
Definitely nothing to do with them whatsoever.

Zhang Ming was adamant that his diminutive stature (157 cm, give or take a millimeter) had nothing to do with the fact that he fanatically collected black Audi knockoffs. He was a powerful, rich man, after all. An important man.

The fact that he specifically chose to, well, nudge the more vertically gifted pedestrians out of the way with his bumper also had nothing to do with his own height issues.

Definitely nothing to do with them whatsoever.

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